As 2004 Closes, be Thankful for Small Things...
- You are not Michael Jackson
- Worse people than the Dillrods and their asthmatic Pekingese could be living next door
- Egg McMuffins taste the same now as when they were first test-marketed in 1971 by Herb Peterson
- There were fewer roller coaster deaths, world-wide, in 2004 than in 2003
- Paul Volker, if he chose to do so, could sit on Kofi Annan and make him say 'uncle.'