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Monday, December 13, 2004

Dude, Where's My Grant? II

The tweedy yet thread-bare English department offices at Columbia University:
Prof #1: So my article on the misogynist bent of power rock lyrics is slated as a panel discussion at MLA.
Prof #2: That's fascinating. I always wondered about the subtext to 'Cum on Feel the Noize.'
Prof #1: I didn't get to that one.
Prof #2: 'The Lemon Song' ?
Prof #1: Listen, it's not like I had a grant to do this fuckin' thing!
Prof #2: Chill, dude, chill. I was just askin'.