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Monday, December 06, 2004

Queer Eye for the Macedonian Guy

Overheard from behind the cabana at Oliver Stone's Beverly Hills estate:
"You know, it's really because of all those red-state homophobes scarfing up trashy, made-up history when they could have had some real history, damn it. Fuck those in-bred, red-neck shits. And how gay does Nicholas Cage look anyway?"