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Thursday, December 16, 2004

Questions Divorced Yet Virile Middle-Aged Men Ask Themselves When Getting Up to Piss in the Middle of the Night

  1. Did I leave the car unlocked
  2. If I die right now, who will find the body, and will it leave a stain on the carpet
  3. Why is the dog looking at me that way
  4. Is it obligatory or even environmentally responsible to flush when no one is around
  5. Do I have too much testicular hair
  6. Given the state of the federal deficit and the financial burdens of an on-going and open-ended war on radical Islamic terrorism, would it be more fiscally prudent to reduce the step-grade salary increases of federal employees or increase the retirement and medical benefit payroll deductions
  7. What the fuck was her daughter's name