It's truly sad when a man has to actually pay hard-earned money to show off his ass, you know? Is this sexist or what? I mean, the last time I was in Atlanta we stuffed tons of folded five-dollar bills into women's thigh braces at Cheetah's so the athletes there would wiggle their tushies the right way. This kind of foul, reverse-sexist discrimination must end. Write the NFL. Today. While you're as angry as I am.