Grumblings of a Disaffected Terrorist
Pig-eating infidels! Making with the Satanist votey-votey. Massive get-out-the-martyr campaign only nine show up. Aboud has van to pick them up, they still no home. Waste of gas. What, virgins and paradise no good anymore? We need 'The Boss' or other rocking stars? We give them belts, bombs, the wisdom of Allah, and still just the nine brave warriors. Like bombs grow on olive trees here? Bomb deposits now? Promise health insurance? Kill their children? Phone banks? Too hard, too soft. A jihadist dilemma. God is great.