Free invisible hit counter ProfShade: Monologues My Dog Wishes He Could Do, #2

Friday, January 07, 2005

Monologues My Dog Wishes He Could Do, #2

...imagine a life with no possessions; no clothes to launder;1 no mortgage, marriage or divorce; no kids to raise even after you promiscuously sire them all over the bitch-whelping neighborhood. And oh yeah. It was fucking cold out there asshole, how long does it take you to get to the god damned door? Now get me some more kibble while I cop a squat and lick my balls...woof...

1. And yes, he would 'speak' using semicolons. What kind of cretinous mutt do you think I have around here anyway?