New Excuses to Dis Iraq
- Well, yeah, there was an election, but will they count all the votes?
- Elections are one thing, then there's that whole messy government requiring massive multinational involvement and the full cooperation of the whole wide world that George Bush could never muster. So singing Kum-bai-ah right about now wouldn't hurt.
- Are you sure this was a real election?
- Did we mention bin Laden is still on the loose?
- OK, can we leave now?
- Literally TONS of evidence of voter suppression. Like with suicide bombers and stuff.
- Do you realize how angry this is going to make the insurgents!