Full Disclosure and Offer of Resignation
Before my private life is publicly 'outed' at the Daily Kos due to my political affiliations, I felt it prudent though painful to fully disclose my sexual and secret Internet activities before it became an onerous embarrassment to my fellow bloggers at Lifelike Pundits.
I harbor an intense and unhealthy fascination with Gillian Anderson and have been forcibly removed from the gates of her home after a starvation vigil in her honor
My girlfriend owns handcuffs, although we've never used them
For a three-year period beginning in 1983 I subscribed to 'Jugs' magazine
I am the Webmaster at Lesbian Sex Mafia
My son runs a Web site for trading Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Although I write under the pseudonym ProfShade, my real name is Wink Martindale
I have never applied for a White House Press Corps pass, but if I did received one I'd ask Scott McClellan, "Who does your suits?"
I hope this public disclosure is satisfying to the far-left, and they have every right to revel in the pain and misery this is now causing my family. To my fellow bloggers at Lifelike Pundits, I pray you accept my apology and humbly offer my resignation, fearing my non-disclosures may have done you all great harm in the future.