Gorilla Denied Lap Dance
"If they'd asked me, I would have said 'don't bother,'" signed Koko, the world's chattiest, sign-language gorilla. "I mean, have you ever seen Kendra in a tight sweater? The chic looks like a laundry bag stuffed with old gym shoes. Now that Gillian Anderson chic. She needs to get her tight buns in here quick and drop some top."