Overheard in the Halls of Academia, 2/9/2005
Prof 1: She threatened them. She did. It was unbelievable.
Prof 2: It figures. They'll never learn.
Prof 3: (approaching) Who said what?
Prof 1: Rice. The Nazi. Threatened Iran. Said they'd better get rid of their nuclear weapons now. Or else.
Prof 3: (shaking head) How many more dead by this time next year?
Prof 1: Disgusting.
Prof 2: Arrogant.
Prof 3: Fascists. Hope the pick-up truck crowd is happy now.