The latest hilarious hijinks
at the U.N. are an indication that:Kofi Annan needs videocassette sales kickbacks to maintain his meager NYC lifestyle and Central Park condominium.
Who needs oil bribes when you can get child pornography?
Mr. Annan has grown weary of picking his teeth with the finger bones of slaughtered baby Darfur refugees after a dinner of corn-fed Iowa beef at Ruth's Chris steakhouse and needs another hobby.
Kiddie porn, rape and child prostitution will make 'em all forget about 'Oil-for-Food.'