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Monday, February 28, 2005

Straight To Video

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The latest hilarious hijinks at the U.N. are an indication that:

  • Kofi Annan needs videocassette sales kickbacks to maintain his meager NYC lifestyle and Central Park condominium.
  • Who needs oil bribes when you can get child pornography?
  • Mr. Annan has grown weary of picking his teeth with the finger bones of slaughtered baby Darfur refugees after a dinner of corn-fed Iowa beef at Ruth's Chris steakhouse and needs another hobby.
  • Kiddie porn, rape and child prostitution will make 'em all forget about 'Oil-for-Food.'