From the Daily Kos1 by Sue in NH:
I'm a republican. I'm a Christian. You are either a heathen, a raghead Muslim, or the wrong kind of Christian. Fuck you.
I'm a republican. I'm going to heaven and you're going to hell. Fuck you.
I'm a republican. It is not only my right, it's my duty to spread freedom and democracy around the world. If you don't understand that, Fuck you.
I'm a republican. I have a condo in Vail, a summer home in Maine, and a beach house in Florida. We don't need any National Parks or protected forests. Fuck you.
I'm a republican. I'm white. I'm perfect, and I'm not like all those brown, yellow and black people. Fuck you.
I'm a republican. I live in a gated community. It's too bad about all the crime out there on the city streets, but that's your problem. Fuck you.
I'm a republican. I hate taxes. Its my money. I earned it. I don't want to pay to support all you lazy, uneducated, pathetic poor people, least of all you teenage mothers (whores), you drug addicts and all you black boys. Fuck you.
I'm a republican. I hate homosexuals. When I think of gay people, I think of of man-on-dog, horse on woman, threesomes, and other sexual fantasies, and that frightens me. If you are queer, or have a queer friend, Fuck you.
I'm a republican. I was born rich, and I've become more rich, and damn it, since I can't take it all with me, I'm going to make sure my kids are just as stinking rich. Fuck you.
I'm a republican. I'm never wrong. I know everything, never make a mistake, and can't learn anything from you, you damn ignorant pussy democrats. Fuck you.
I'm a republican. My rights and civil liberties should be protected, but not yours, you terrorist loving, America hating, pansy liberal. Fuck you.
I'm a republican. I hate you and everything you Democrats stand for, you fucking communists. Fuck you.
Rage, rage, rage against the lying right.
Damn that felt good! Do you have anything to add?
Anything to add, Sue? Uh, nope. I think you've done an admirable job of making an asshat of yourself...
1. I refuse to add a link and thus boost the already frightening traffic numbers of sites such as these. But if you're really curious, go to Wizbang and get the real deal. Yuck. I gotta go take a shower.