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Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Quick Takes

Jesse Jackson's a busy boy; after a radio interview with Michael Jackson, he held a prayer for Terri with the Schindlers. Stange bedfellows? Don't go there, on any level, in either scenario. You'll go blind.
Kofi Annan says 'hell no' to suggestions he'll resign from the U.N. The way he sees it, only a firing will yield a generous severance package and a lucrative made-for-Al-Jazeera mini-series. Cashing those stashed oil vouchers will be less problematic as well.
John Kerry, Ted Kennedy, Harry Reid, Barbara Boxer, Hillary Clinton, Howard Dean, Michael Moore, Dick Durbin, Alec Baldwin, Cameron Diaz, Margaret Cho, John Edwards, Al Gore, Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter, Linda Ronstadt, Babs Streisand and Lyndon Johnson have not said anything stupid in nearly three weeks. Yeah, I know, that's redundant. It's a concerted conspiracy to thwart right-wing humor, damit. At least LBJ has an excuse.