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Thursday, April 14, 2005

Crabgrass

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I'm getting bored with politics. There have been no new scandals in months, Ted Kennedy hasn't uttered one stupid, public syllable in weeks and aside from Kofi Annan, everything is going just so damned well in the world these days. Enough to make a blogger feel ill. Sure, I could get my boxer-briefs in a twist over social cons versus neo cons, Tom Delay's hijinks or even whether the Wonkette has ever been ass fucked, but I have far better Lake Perch to fry. After all, it's spring in Chicago, a fresh bag of Scott's Weed 'n Feed beckons, and an old man's fancy turns to crabgrass.

Will someone please wake up Michael Moore or introduce outrageous legislation?