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Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Light Blogging As I Give Final Exams

Here are questions from the test:

  • If an English metaphysical poet has dinner with a South American fabulist novelist, who should pick up the check?
  • In Don Delillo's Libra is Lee Harvey Oswald an atypical anti-hero or just gay?
  • True or False: Russell Bank's Trailer Park is a post-modern Canterbury Tales for folks tired of non-standard Middle-English gibberish spoken by populist pilgrams.
  • Self-reflexive narration: string-theory onanism or quantum masturbation?
  • Describe in a 500 word essay how scary it would be to have a menage a trois with Margaret Atwood and Norman Mailer.

    ...this is the Internet, so I expect CHEATING.