Summers Simmers in New Sultry Threads
Boston, MA - Harvard president Larry Summers has taken on a new $50 million make-over after being roundly criticized for his comments on the differences between men and women. "How could I have been so wrong? Do you know how simply divine a full silk blouse feels against your skin?" he asked reporters, modelling his latest threads. The multi-million dollar wardrobe also includes fully redundant diversity positions at the University, as well as new training in makeup application for men. "I still am having difficulties with lip gloss," Summers added. "Who knew it took such manual dexterity to get the right effect."