Testicular Hand-Off Ends Partisan Squabble

In a rare personable meeting, Senator Bill Frist discretely hands his testicles to Democrat Harry Reid. Reid acknowledged, "It's good to have Bill's balls where I want them. I would have preferred he shaved them first, but I can't be too choosy."

"I just hope he takes good care of them," said Frist. "After all, he doesn't have much experience with owning a pair. Pelosi, yes, but Harry?"

Senator McCrain [R-AZ], who performed the castration, could not be reached for comment.