I know some people who have lived their whole stinkin' lives like this.
But, dude! What'll we do for BREAKFAST then?
I don't know about your kid, but mine would leave his draped over a chair in the library then run out to wreak havoc on the neighborhood.
Better than scattering your ashes off a mountaintop?
What's raising our IQ scores? I just know it isn't Rosie O'Donnell video-epics...