Saddam Racks Up New Product Placement Deals
In the wake of Saddam Hussein's lucrative Hanes Underoos pictorial in the London Mirror, the former dictator has now racked up a bevy of new product placements in his Iraqi jail cell. Look for Doritos, Raisin Bran Crunch and Cheetos to capitalize on the latest Saddam fever sweeping marketing circles.
"If it's good enough for a deposed, mass-murdering dictator, it's good enough for me and my family," said Becky Heltwatter, homemaker in Bethesda, Maryland. "I'm betting a family sized bag of Doritos would feed us all for a week if we were to end up in some god-forsaken spider hole somewhere in the desert."